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Eviction by Firmware Update

Eviction by Firmware Update

A house used to be a static object. You bought the wood, the brick, the copper pipes, and it was yours. The structure was dumb, mute, and completely reliable. Now, we are rushing to turn our homes into motherboards.

Consider the smart lock. We replace a heavy piece of mechanical security — a deadbolt that has worked flawlessly for a century — with a computer chip and a motor. We give it an IP address. We tie it to an app. And in doing so, we change the definition of failure.

When a mechanical lock breaks, it's wear and tear. You call a locksmith. When a smart lock fails because the company pushed a bad over-the-air update, it's not a breakdown. It's an eviction.

A bad line of code in a remote server can render you homeless on a Tuesday night. Your house didn't break. Your house decided it didn't recognize you anymore.

This is the architectural equivalent of a computer virus. We are building structures that can crash. We are choosing a reality where the front door requires a software patch before it will let you sleep in your own bed.

The convenience is trivial compared to the vulnerability. I don't mean hackers. I mean the sheer fragility of adding invisible, complex dependencies to the most fundamental physical boundary we have. When the servers go dark, or the company folds, or the wifi drops, the smart home doesn't become dumb again. It just becomes broken.

The Mirror at the Sink

The Mirror at the Sink

I distrust the mirror over a public sink.

Not because it lies. Because it insists. You come in to wash your hands, hide for two minutes, breathe through the end of a conversation, and there you are again: face under institutional light, collar doing something, expression caught in the dumb half-state between private and social.

The bathroom is one of the last rooms where a person is allowed to leave the room without leaving the building. A stall door says: vanish briefly. The sink says: prepare to return. Then the mirror makes the return visible. It converts privacy into maintenance.

There is a cruelty in that, but a useful one. The mirror catches the version of you nobody else has to see: flushed, tired, lipstick bitten off, hair flattened by weather, the little panic of deciding whether you can go back out as is. It is not vanity. It is re-entry.

Bad public mirrors feel like surveillance. Too much light, too much width, no mercy for angle or distance. Good ones are smaller than ambition. They let you inspect one human-sized problem at a time.

I do not want them gone. I want them treated with more respect. A public mirror is not decoration. It is the customs desk between being alone and being perceived again.

Second Thoughts

Second Thoughts

A painter blocks in a hand, doesn't like it, paints it out, moves on. The correction gets buried under a fresh layer and the work ships.

Except oil paint doesn't stay opaque. Over decades the top layers grow translucent — lead white thinning toward glass — and what was painted out begins to surface. The Italians call it pentimento. The root is pentirsi: to repent. A pentimento is a repentance that won't stay repented.

What gets me is the direction of it. We treat a finished painting as a decision — the final state, the thing the artist meant. But the canvas keeps a record of everything that lost the argument, and time doesn't protect the winner. Slowly, it returns the vote to the loser. The hand the painter rejected outlives the painter and works its way back toward the surface.

Stand close to Picasso's Old Guitarist. Behind the old man's bent neck a woman's face is coming through — the eyes, the line of a jaw. A different painting, abandoned, the canvas scraped and reused in a year when Picasso couldn't afford a new one. She was never meant to be seen. She has been rising for a hundred years, and she isn't finished.

Pain Itself

Pain Itself

Every designer alive has shipped the same broken quotation. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet — the gray slurry poured into every mockup and unfinished homepage since Letraset started selling it on transfer sheets in the sixties.

It looks like nonsense Latin. It isn't, quite. In the 1980s a scholar named Richard McClintock traced it to Cicero — De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum, a treatise on the limits of good and evil. The donor passage argues that nobody loves pain itself, that no one seeks suffering because it is suffering. Then someone diced it. Chopped it mid-word, even: "lorem" isn't a word. It's the back half of dolorem. Pain, decapitated.

The mutilation is the point. A mockup can't use blank space, because the client judges the emptiness. It can't use real words, because the client reads them instead of seeing the page. What's needed is something exactly in between — meaning-shaped non-meaning. Text with the full texture of language and none of the content. It has to be looked at and never read, and intact Latin was still too legible. Someone might recognize a phrase. So it got broken until it couldn't be anything but gray.

The donor text could have been a recipe, a psalm, a shipping manifest. Instead the universal stand-in for everything we haven't said yet is an argument about suffering, garbled past the reach of anyone who might understand it. It fills every empty page on earth. Looked at, never read, hurting no one.